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Webnode is the best free web-based website building tool I've seen so far. Think about the free web hosting, domain name assignment, SEO tools, and simplicity.
...So Webnode is new... It WAS STARTED IN JANUARY 2008 (as how it's website writes, I'm posting this December 22, 2007)? Is time travel already possible? .... Okay, never mind the predictive "about us" description. Whether or not time travel is possible, the cool thing is anyone can now create interesting, feature-rich, and professionally-looking websites with free tools and services like Weebly and Webnode...
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Cagayano.info: this is one website I built to try Weebly, a free web-based website building tool. This post is not meant to promote Cagayano.info but Weebly. I enjoyed using it.Posted by Adticles at 3:44 AM 1 comments
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Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
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/f?k/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fuhk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation Vulgar. -verb (used with object)
1. to have sexual intercourse with. -verb (used without object)
2. Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.
3. to have sexual intercourse. -interjection
4. Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with). -noun
5. Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
6. an act of sexual intercourse.
7. a partner in sexual intercourse.
8. Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible. -Verb phrases
9. the f*ck, Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
10. f*ck around, Slang.
a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.
11. f*ck off, Slang.
a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time. -Idiom
12. f*ck up, Slang.
a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
13. give a f*ck, Slang. to care; be concerned.
American Heritage Dictionary
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(fuk) Pronunciation Key
v. f*cked, f*ck·ing, f*cks
v. tr.
- To have sexual intercourse with.
- To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
- Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
v. intr.
- To engage in sexual intercourse.
- To act wastefully or foolishly.
- To interfere; meddle. Often used with with.
n.
- An act of sexual intercourse.
- A partner in sexual intercourse.
- A despised person.
- Used as an intensive: What the f*ck did you do that for?
interj. Used to express extreme displeasure.
Phrasal Verb(s):
f*ck off
f*ck over
- Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
- To spend time idly.
- To masturbate.
To treat unfairly; take advantage of.
f*ck up
- To make a mistake; bungle something.
- To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly.
- To cause to be intoxicated.
WordNet
f*ck
noun1. slang for sexual intercourse
verb1. have sexual intercourse with; "This student sleeps with everyone in her dorm"; "Adam knew Eve"; "Were you ever intimate with this man?" [syn: sleep together]
Etymology
...The word f*ck has cognates in other Germanic languages, such as German ficken (to copulate), Middle Dutch fokken (to thrust, copulate, or to breed), dialectical Norwegian fukka (to copulate), and dialectical Swedish focka (to strike, copulate) and fock (penis).......There are several urban-legend false etymologies postulating an acronymic origin for the word. None of these acronyms was ever heard before the 1960s, according to the authoritative lexicographical work, The F-Word, and thus are backronyms. In any event, the word f*ck has been in use far too long for some of these supposed origins to be possible. Some of these urban legends are:-
- That the word f*ck came from Irish law. If a couple were caught committing adultery, they would be punished "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge In the Nude", with "f*ckIN" written on the stocks above them to denote the crime.
- That it came from any of:-
- "Fornication Under
Carnal /Cardinal Knowledge"- "Fornication Under [the] Control/Consent/Command of the King"
- "Fornication Under the Christian King"
- "False Use of Carnal Knowledge"
- "Felonious Use of Carnal Knowledge"
- "Felonious Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
- "Full-On Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
- "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
- "Found Under Carnal Knowledge"
- "Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge", referring to the crime of rape.
Usage...Its first known use as a verb meaning to have sexual intercourse is in "Flen flyys", written around 1475.
William Dunbar's 1503 poem "Brash of Wowing" includes the lines: "Yit be his feiris he wald haue fukkit: / Ye brek my hairt, my bony ane" (ll. 13-14).
Some time around 1600, before the term acquired its current meaning, windf*cker was an acceptable name for the bird now known as the kestrel[citation needed].
While Shakespeare never used the term explicitly; he hinted at it in comic scenes in several plays. The Merry Wives of Windsor (IV.i) contains the expression focative case (see vocative case). In Henry V (IV.iv), Pistol threatens to firk (strike) a soldier, a euphemism for f*ck. A Midsummer Night's Dream uses the word "foot" to pun on the French equivalent, "foutre"....
...In April 1997, clothing retailer French Connection began branding their clothes "fcuk" (usually written in lowercase). Though they insisted it was an acronym for French Connection United Kingdom, its similarity to the word "f*ck" caused controversy.[7] French Connection fully exploited this and produced an extremely popular range of t-shirts with messages such as "fcuk this", "hot as fcuk", "mile high fcuk", "fcuk me", "too busy to fcuk", "fcuk football", "fcuk fashion", "fcuk fear", "fcuk on the beach", etc. The company recently announced that the "fcuk" label is to be phased out.......f*ck is not widely used in politics, and because of this, any use by notable politicians tends to produce controversy. Some events of this nature include:
- During the 1968 Democratic National Convention, Chicago mayor Richard Daley became so enraged by a speech from Abraham A. Ribicoff that he shouted "f*ck you, you Jew motherf*cker!" Daley would later claim that he was shouting "you fink, you" and calling Ribicoff a "faker."
- During a 1971 debate in the House of Commons, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau mouthed the words "f*ck off" under his breath (perhaps almost silently) at Conservative MP John Lundrigan, while Lundrigan made some comments about unemployment. Afterward, when asked by a television reporter what he said, Mr. Trudeau famously replied "Oh, I don't know... fuddle duddle, or something like that". "Fuddle duddle" consequently became a catchphrase in Canadian media associated with Trudeau.
- The first modern use in the British House of Commons came in 1982 when Reg Race, Labour MP for Wood Green, referred to adverts placed in local newsagents by prostitutes which read "Phone them and f*ck them". Hansard, the full record of debates, printed "f*** them", but even this euphemism was deprecated by the Speaker, George Thomas....
...In the United States, the Federal Communications Commission fines stations for the broadcast of "indecent language", but in 2003 the agency's enforcement bureau ruled that the airing of the statement "This is really, really f*cking brilliant!" by U2 member Bono after receiving a Golden Globe Award was neither obscene nor indecent. As U.S. broadcast indecency regulation only extends to depictions or descriptions of sexual or excretory functions, Bono's use of the word as a mere intensifier was not covered....
Alternatives
In conversation or writing, reference to or use of the word f*ck may be replaced by any of a large list of alternative words or phrases, including "the F-word" or "the F-Bomb" (a play on A-Bomb / H-Bomb), or simply, "eff" (as in "What the eff!" or "You eff-ing fool!"). In addition, there are many commonly used substitutes, such as flipping, frigging, fricking, freaking, fire-truck or any of a number of similar sounding nonsense words....
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Most if not all Will Smith movies I've seen seemed engaging. They had the factor to get an audience glued to the screen. Now, Smith's bankability breaks records as his latest movie debuted with $76.5 million.Posted by Adticles at 7:50 AM 0 comments
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How's this for effective and inexpensive advertising?Dad sells son's $90 video game online for more than 9000I've seen similar funny but effective stories on eBay before. But this is one helluva rocker! How I wish people were this empathetic in bettering their governments, their communities, their lives.... Mushy eh? On a really serious note though, I really still couldn't believe how emotionally-filled ads like the one inferred in the story above work. All the while I thought times have changed.
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MONTREAL, Canada--After catching his 15-year-old smoking pot, a father sold the hard-to-get "Guitar Hero III" video game he bought his son for $90 for Christmas at an online auction, fetching $9,000.
The sale took place after the father spent two weeks searching for the video game for the Nintendo Wii gameboard.
"So I was so relieved in that I had finally got the Hoy Grail of Christmas presents pretty much just in the nick of time. I couldn't wait to spread the jubilance to my son," the father wrote on the eBay website.
"Then, yesterday, I came home from work early and what do I find? My innocent little boy smoking pot in the back yard with two of his delinquent friends."
The man, a school teacher, who kept his identity private, said he sold the coveted video game to punish his son and discourage him from smoking dope.
The sale was a boon for the family's bank account, since the game the father purchased for 90 dollars (US) was finally sold to an Australian who plunked down 9,100 dollars for it.
The naughty son, however, will not go without a present on Christmas.
"I am still considering getting him a game for his Nintendo. Maybe something like Barbie as the Island Princess or Dancing with the Stars ... I know he will just love them," the father said, tongue-in-cheek.
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“Look Better Naked” is an interesting title. The local health club is using it in their advertising. Hey, fit people look better naked. I think it’s brilliant – offline.That was insightful. I like the "Don't obsess over this" hint. And then a couple equates to three:) Titles are like faces of articles -- in both reader and search engine perspectives. Well written, they really do an article a bunch of benefits. We just have to remember that blogging or article and adticle writing shouldn't just be for the search engines. Humans are the ultimate blog readers. Write to inform, entertain, and enjoy. To earn some bucks in the process too!
Online, it has problems. It both contains no “keywords” or “ key phrases,” things people would search on when looking for a health club, and it’s too generic. People might look because it’s cute and sexy, but it doesn’t particularly appeal to someone looking for a health club, and it won’t help get search engine traffic.
Let's improve it by adding keywords. The follow two titles are infinitely better:
* Exercise – Look Better Naked
* Health clubs help you "Look Better Naked”
So, what keyword is best, “exercise,” “health club,” or . . .
There are simple tools that will help you out. I like the “Keyword Selector Tool” at http://searchmarketing.yahoo.com/rc/srch/ (or look in the "Resource Center" at overture.com) - it’s free. Other keyword tools include the well-regarded wordtracker.com (free trial available).
The keyword selector tool tells you roughly how many times a term has been searched on in search engines in the past month. It’s the relative numbers that matter.
* exercise has been searched on 116437 times
* health club has been searched on 333616 times
* gym has been searched on 183545 times
* world gym has been searched on 14572 times
Since this happens to be a “World Gym,” and that phrase includes “gym,” I’m going to pick “World Gym” and the final title is . . . World Gym – Look Better Naked.
No it’s not exact science! Health clubs help you Look Better Naked would be fine as well.
Now in the post, include the other keywords and phrases as well to please the search engines and help people find your no-doubt great content. Make sure you include them in a natural way – i.e., write for the reader, not the search engines. DO NOT write something like the following garbage. People, and the increasingly intelligent search engines, will hate it!
Health clubs and gyms are great for exercise to look better naked. Everyone should exercise in a health club or gym. Give a health club or gym membership as a present to a loved one. I love to exercise in health clubs and gyms because I love exercising in health clubs and gyms . . .
A couple of hints:
* Keywords at the beginning of a title are better than keywords at the end of a title.
* Put keywords early in the post.
* Don't obsess over this!
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Just cancelled my multi-million life insurance today (the "multi-million" is really intended:)). Why? Aside from the typographical mistakes on my policy, I thought I'm kind'a invincible. I seldom get into compromising situations. I don't think I'd die young as I expected. So why pay for life insurance?Posted by Adticles at 9:59 PM 0 comments
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November 29, 2007 was a major product re-launching event for the Philippines' political opposition. After (several times of) failing to win hearts and ears to launch another people uprising, a desperate move was staged extemporaneously -- or so they say.Posted by Adticles at 10:00 PM 0 comments
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Reuters: BANGKOK, Thailand — Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink armbands featuring "Hello Kitty," the Japanese icon of cute, as a mark of shame, a senior officer said Monday.Posted by Adticles at 8:44 AM 0 comments
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