Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Google Adsense publishers beware

We've got a virus to watch out for and it seems to attack small-time Google ad publishers. Sounds like...us??

The keywords:

Google NON-sense
BADvertisements
Trojan Horse in the Googleplex

Please see some details in my other blog.

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Saturday, December 22, 2007

Webnode is feature-wise better than Weebly

So I got a comment on my previous post, the lone comment on that post to be more specific.

Somebody's recommending me Webnode, an online website building tool. The commenter says it's a better tool (comparing it to Weebly) so I went over Webnode.com to see it.

To my realization, my feature on Weebly looked very outdated and ignoramus. Where was information about Webnode when I was scouring the Internet for a tool that would even up or surpass Weebly. I was satisfied with the site I created with Weebly and I never thought a better technology was just out there waiting to be used.

I have already presented Webnode in my other blog but I can't seem to contain the excitement over using it that I'm still blogging about Webnode here.

Here's an excerpt:

...So Webnode is new... It WAS STARTED IN JANUARY 2008 (as how it's website writes, I'm posting this December 22, 2007)? Is time travel already possible? .... Okay, never mind the predictive "about us" description. Whether or not time travel is possible, the cool thing is anyone can now create interesting, feature-rich, and professionally-looking websites with free tools and services like Weebly and Webnode...
Webnode is the best free web-based website building tool I've seen so far. Think about the free web hosting, domain name assignment, SEO tools, and simplicity.

Webnode wins by the features but I don't know about longevity. What if the company running it bleeds too much money to be able to maintain the site further? Weebly and Freewebs have already been a force in the Internet and you can judge that by the reviews, citation in Time, Alexa ranks, and page ranks. I heard Weebly has also acquired over $600,000 in investments. These somehow guarantee users of the longevity of the service. What if you've built a business website with Webnode and it suddenly shuts down?

Yes, I am impressed with Webnode but my ideal tool would actually be a combination of Webnode and Clutterme features. Imagine that...total design freedom "web-ified."

Note: I haven't fully built a website with Webnode yet. I'll provide updates about my Webnode experience ASAP. Heard some issues about the site and I still have to investigate them.

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Friday, December 21, 2007

Freely Weebly

Cagayano.info: this is one website I built to try Weebly, a free web-based website building tool. This post is not meant to promote Cagayano.info but Weebly. I enjoyed using it.

Enumerating the features I have in the site having explored the possibilities Weebly offers...

I created an ad-free website. I mean ad-free in the sense that Weebly does not impose ads on the site you supposedly own. I could just easily add my own ads with Adbrite (no Google Adsense yet).

There is a wide range of designs to choose from. You can also customize or easily switch designs on the fly.

A great feature, custom HTML in Weebly allows you to incorporate various widgets, website tools, or customizations on your website.

You can view videos and a photo slideshow with the Flickr photo and video widgets I installed.

Try going over the message board and classified ads sections. Feel free to add anything there:)

I also have local news feeds, check it out. Navigate the Google map. See my crazy blog. Send me messages through the contact page.

Spending less than $4 for the domain name, I already have a decent website by using Weebly.

Try it too. It's free. It's amazing.

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Tag test

This is a tag creation post.

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

16 ways to spread the word of Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy

Got two Jamie Lynn posts today and I know many more are blogging about the hullabaloo.

For a change, I have here a list of titles/ideas/twists anyone can use when posting yet another Jamie Lynn Spears blog. Yeah, some aren't really that catchy. I just have to make the list 16, it's the number of the day.

  1. Pregnant at 16, her name is Jamie Lynn

  2. She's a Spears too

  3. Oops, she did it as well

  4. The curse of the Spears

  5. Lynne Spears upset, authored parenting book completely ruined

  6. Lynne Spears delays release of (or cancels?) parenting book, rethinks of making it "grandparenting"

  7. Britney Spears shocked, somebody's tryin'a steal the spotlight

  8. "Casey Aldridge" (c'mon let the father share a few minutes of the fame)

  9. Press: So what's to come of your career now? Jamie Lynn: It's just lifted off (ya' know, I'm big news just now)

  10. Britney Spears shocked, the people not

  11. Jamie Lynn: Abortion is passé

  12. Zoey's maternity

  13. "Spearminated"

  14. Sorry Zoey

  15. 16+19= baby (Jamie Lynn is 16, Casey Aldridge is 19...everybody's making a fuss about the number 16. what about 19?)

  16. Both Speared, no one spared

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

F*ck is coolsomeness... Call me a**hole I refuse to accept it

I' m writing this because--well maybe--I'm ranting!

Why is f*ck that great (I'm referring to the word a**hole)? I am totally astounded. There's the hype of Led Zeppelin's comeback that's scoring from the "cool" mob comments like "that was f*cking awesome...f*cking Christ...etc..." Then came Tori Amos's wild (and plastic sounding?) on-stage "support" for the striking Hollywood writers. She blurted out: "Writers! Writers! Where are you in this f*cking town? When you gonna stand up and stop sucking the cock of the infested corporate clone? Seize the power!"

Even the song that's recently eating me up sings of f*ck in it. I also like Tori Amos's music but her f*cking ways are just displeasing.

Maybe it's for the lack of skills to write poetry.
A case of stupidity.
Chicken heads just trying to follow the trend.
Writers getting pissed off by their bosses or their own lives.
Corrupted music or art?
A case of revolting (and sex-starved) "deviance?"

I am not discounting talent among rockers and rappers. I am not promoting mushiness or plain monotony in any way. But why is Alicia Keys still a force without the magic f*ck word?

I don't know but all art seems to vanish when paired with the ubiquitous coolsome word. My appreciation for soul in live performances in concerts also crumbles when I hear the overly popular keyword. Respect for directors and scriptwriters I lose as they try to assert that f*ck scenes and lines are necessary for their stories, when they're obviously not.

I am not religious or trying to be preachy here. Matter of fact, I am atheist. I am not singling the word out for morality reasons. I'm annoyed or I am just bothered over how many have become so misled in their attempts to "express art." If uttering balderdash vulgarisms is cool, I couldn't imagine what's to come next.

In case the person reading this does not know what f*ck means, he/she should read further. Notice how dictionaries try to provide new definitions for the word. Thanks to pudding heads who keep using them any how they could.

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
f*ck [fuhk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation Vulgar. -verb (used with object)
1.to have sexual intercourse with.
2.Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.
-verb (used without object)
3.to have sexual intercourse.
4.Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with).
-interjection
5.Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
-noun
6.an act of sexual intercourse.
7.a partner in sexual intercourse.
8.Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
9.the f*ck, Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
10.f*ck around, Slang.
a.to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b.to engage in promiscuous sex.
11.f*ck off, Slang.
a.to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b.go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c.to waste time.
12.f*ck up, Slang.
a.to bungle or botch; ruin.
b.to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
13.give a f*ck, Slang. to care; be concerned.


American Heritage Dictionary

f*ck (fuk) Pronunciation Key
v. f*cked, f*ck·ing, f*cks

v. tr.
  1. To have sexual intercourse with.
  2. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
  3. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

v. intr.
  1. To engage in sexual intercourse.
  2. To act wastefully or foolishly.
  3. To interfere; meddle. Often used with with.

n.
  1. An act of sexual intercourse.
  2. A partner in sexual intercourse.
  3. A despised person.
  4. Used as an intensive: What the f*ck did you do that for?

interj. Used to express extreme displeasure.

Phrasal Verb(s):
f*ck off
  1. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
  2. To spend time idly.
  3. To masturbate.
f*ck over
To treat unfairly; take advantage of.
f*ck up
  1. To make a mistake; bungle something.
  2. To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly.
  3. To cause to be intoxicated.

WordNet
f*ck

noun
1. slang for sexual intercourse

verb
1. have sexual intercourse with; "This student sleeps with everyone in her dorm"; "Adam knew Eve"; "Were you ever intimate with this man?" [syn: sleep together]



See Wikipedia for further reading. Interesting excerpts below:

Etymology

...The word f*ck has cognates in other Germanic languages, such as German ficken (to copulate), Middle Dutch fokken (to thrust, copulate, or to breed), dialectical Norwegian fukka (to copulate), and dialectical Swedish focka (to strike, copulate) and fock (penis)....

...There are several urban-legend false etymologies postulating an acronymic origin for the word. None of these acronyms was ever heard before the 1960s, according to the authoritative lexicographical work, The F-Word, and thus are backronyms. In any event, the word f*ck has been in use far too long for some of these supposed origins to be possible. Some of these urban legends are:-

  • That the word f*ck came from Irish law. If a couple were caught committing adultery, they would be punished "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge In the Nude", with "f*ckIN" written on the stocks above them to denote the crime.
  • That it came from any of:-
    • "Fornication Under Carnal/Cardinal Knowledge"
    • "Fornication Under [the] Control/Consent/Command of the King"
    • "Fornication Under the Christian King"
    • "False Use of Carnal Knowledge"
    • "Felonious Use of Carnal Knowledge"
    • "Felonious Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
    • "Full-On Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
    • "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
    • "Found Under Carnal Knowledge"
    • "Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge", referring to the crime of rape.

Usage

...Its first known use as a verb meaning to have sexual intercourse is in "Flen flyys", written around 1475.

William Dunbar's 1503 poem "Brash of Wowing" includes the lines: "Yit be his feiris he wald haue fukkit: / Ye brek my hairt, my bony ane" (ll. 13-14).

Some time around 1600, before the term acquired its current meaning, windf*cker was an acceptable name for the bird now known as the kestrel[citation needed].

While Shakespeare never used the term explicitly; he hinted at it in comic scenes in several plays. The Merry Wives of Windsor (IV.i) contains the expression focative case (see vocative case). In Henry V (IV.iv), Pistol threatens to firk (strike) a soldier, a euphemism for f*ck. A Midsummer Night's Dream uses the word "foot" to pun on the French equivalent, "foutre"....


...In April 1997, clothing retailer French Connection began branding their clothes "fcuk" (usually written in lowercase). Though they insisted it was an acronym for French Connection United Kingdom, its similarity to the word "f*ck" caused controversy.[7] French Connection fully exploited this and produced an extremely popular range of t-shirts with messages such as "fcuk this", "hot as fcuk", "mile high fcuk", "fcuk me", "too busy to fcuk", "fcuk football", "fcuk fashion", "fcuk fear", "fcuk on the beach", etc. The company recently announced that the "fcuk" label is to be phased out....

...f*ck is not widely used in politics, and because of this, any use by notable politicians tends to produce controversy. Some events of this nature include:

  • During the 1968 Democratic National Convention, Chicago mayor Richard Daley became so enraged by a speech from Abraham A. Ribicoff that he shouted "f*ck you, you Jew motherf*cker!" Daley would later claim that he was shouting "you fink, you" and calling Ribicoff a "faker."
  • During a 1971 debate in the House of Commons, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau mouthed the words "f*ck off" under his breath (perhaps almost silently) at Conservative MP John Lundrigan, while Lundrigan made some comments about unemployment. Afterward, when asked by a television reporter what he said, Mr. Trudeau famously replied "Oh, I don't know... fuddle duddle, or something like that". "Fuddle duddle" consequently became a catchphrase in Canadian media associated with Trudeau.
  • The first modern use in the British House of Commons came in 1982 when Reg Race, Labour MP for Wood Green, referred to adverts placed in local newsagents by prostitutes which read "Phone them and f*ck them". Hansard, the full record of debates, printed "f*** them", but even this euphemism was deprecated by the Speaker, George Thomas....

  • ...In the United States, the Federal Communications Commission fines stations for the broadcast of "indecent language", but in 2003 the agency's enforcement bureau ruled that the airing of the statement "This is really, really f*cking brilliant!" by U2 member Bono after receiving a Golden Globe Award was neither obscene nor indecent. As U.S. broadcast indecency regulation only extends to depictions or descriptions of sexual or excretory functions, Bono's use of the word as a mere intensifier was not covered....

Alternatives

In conversation or writing, reference to or use of the word f*ck may be replaced by any of a large list of alternative words or phrases, including "the F-word" or "the F-Bomb" (a play on A-Bomb / H-Bomb), or simply, "eff" (as in "What the eff!" or "You eff-ing fool!"). In addition, there are many commonly used substitutes, such as flipping, frigging, fricking, freaking, fire-truck or any of a number of similar sounding nonsense words....



The brilliant photo manip here is from www.manadocoding.com.

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Monday, December 17, 2007

Will Smith's will as Neville

Most if not all Will Smith movies I've seen seemed engaging. They had the factor to get an audience glued to the screen. Now, Smith's bankability breaks records as his latest movie debuted with $76.5 million.

The legendary "I Am Legend" whelmed winter blues by setting a new record for biggest opening in December. It surpassed Smith’s personal debut record by exceeding the $52.1 million opening weekends of “I, Robot” and “Men in Black II.

I am not that interested in the movie's plot but hey, it's Will Smith stuff so I think I can just enjoy the action. I'm contributing some blog buzz for it and I love the dog:))

I was already thinking about doing some "I Am Legend" post before and the recent news about it being a big hit compelled me more to write something. So here it goes.

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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Effectively advertise and sell using a real-life story

How's this for effective and inexpensive advertising?

Agence France-Presse:
Dad sells son's $90 video game online for more than 9000

Last updated 01:10pm (Mla time) 12/16/2007

MONTREAL, Canada--After catching his 15-year-old smoking pot, a father sold the hard-to-get "Guitar Hero III" video game he bought his son for $90 for Christmas at an online auction, fetching $9,000.

The sale took place after the father spent two weeks searching for the video game for the Nintendo Wii gameboard.

"So I was so relieved in that I had finally got the Hoy Grail of Christmas presents pretty much just in the nick of time. I couldn't wait to spread the jubilance to my son," the father wrote on the eBay website.

"Then, yesterday, I came home from work early and what do I find? My innocent little boy smoking pot in the back yard with two of his delinquent friends."

The man, a school teacher, who kept his identity private, said he sold the coveted video game to punish his son and discourage him from smoking dope.

The sale was a boon for the family's bank account, since the game the father purchased for 90 dollars (US) was finally sold to an Australian who plunked down 9,100 dollars for it.

The naughty son, however, will not go without a present on Christmas.

"I am still considering getting him a game for his Nintendo. Maybe something like Barbie as the Island Princess or Dancing with the Stars ... I know he will just love them," the father said, tongue-in-cheek.
I've seen similar funny but effective stories on eBay before. But this is one helluva rocker! How I wish people were this empathetic in bettering their governments, their communities, their lives.... Mushy eh? On a really serious note though, I really still couldn't believe how emotionally-filled ads like the one inferred in the story above work. All the while I thought times have changed.

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Blog post titles are important

I'm currently having a dilemma with using w.Bloggar. It's a good application for bloggers but it has one major problem. It can't write a blog post title. The features w.Bloggar offers are really excellent save that one flaw. I love titles! They provide a glimpse of what an article is all about and they also generate search engine traffic.

Makes me wanna right a post on post titles.

For bloggers, I recommend "Blogging for Business" by Ted Demopoulos as a good reading resource. I'm sharing an excerpt of his take on blog post titles below:

“Look Better Naked” is an interesting title. The local health club is using it in their advertising. Hey, fit people look better naked. I think it’s brilliant – offline.

Online, it has problems. It both contains no “keywords” or “ key phrases,” things people would search on when looking for a health club, and it’s too generic. People might look because it’s cute and sexy, but it doesn’t particularly appeal to someone looking for a health club, and it won’t help get search engine traffic.

Let's improve it by adding keywords. The follow two titles are infinitely better:

* Exercise – Look Better Naked
* Health clubs help you "Look Better Naked”

So, what keyword is best, “exercise,” “health club,” or . . .

There are simple tools that will help you out. I like the “Keyword Selector Tool” at http://searchmarketing.yahoo.com/rc/srch/ (or look in the "Resource Center" at overture.com) - it’s free. Other keyword tools include the well-regarded wordtracker.com (free trial available).

The keyword selector tool tells you roughly how many times a term has been searched on in search engines in the past month. It’s the relative numbers that matter.

* exercise has been searched on 116437 times
* health club has been searched on 333616 times
* gym has been searched on 183545 times
* world gym has been searched on 14572 times

Since this happens to be a “World Gym,” and that phrase includes “gym,” I’m going to pick “World Gym” and the final title is . . . World Gym – Look Better Naked.

No it’s not exact science! Health clubs help you Look Better Naked would be fine as well.

Now in the post, include the other keywords and phrases as well to please the search engines and help people find your no-doubt great content. Make sure you include them in a natural way – i.e., write for the reader, not the search engines. DO NOT write something like the following garbage. People, and the increasingly intelligent search engines, will hate it!

Health clubs and gyms are great for exercise to look better naked. Everyone should exercise in a health club or gym. Give a health club or gym membership as a present to a loved one. I love to exercise in health clubs and gyms because I love exercising in health clubs and gyms . . .

A couple of hints:

* Keywords at the beginning of a title are better than keywords at the end of a title.
* Put keywords early in the post.
* Don't obsess over this!

That was insightful. I like the "Don't obsess over this" hint. And then a couple equates to three:) Titles are like faces of articles -- in both reader and search engine perspectives. Well written, they really do an article a bunch of benefits. We just have to remember that blogging or article and adticle writing shouldn't just be for the search engines. Humans are the ultimate blog readers. Write to inform, entertain, and enjoy. To earn some bucks in the process too!

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Advertising the .mobi domain


With 2.2 billion cell phones in use today, mobile is the wave of the future...

This is how Godaddy markets the .mobi domain. Wrong assumption - even if cellphone users come by the trillions, the mobile phone technology keeps advancing. Mobile phones are already capable of browsing the web the way desktops or laptops do. So what future might Godaddy be talking about?

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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Friendly customer service stimulates client-to-prospective-client advertising

Just cancelled my multi-million life insurance today (the "multi-million" is really intended:)). Why? Aside from the typographical mistakes on my policy, I thought I'm kind'a invincible. I seldom get into compromising situations. I don't think I'd die young as I expected. So why pay for life insurance?

This post is somewhat related to my insurance cancellation. I talked to a nice customer service attendant to have the policy I mentioned cancelled. She didn't give me a hard time. I had the policy cancelled in just minutes. She was very accommodating and she guided me well. Of note, she wasn't that aggressive in selling me
another insurance plan. Surprising!

That little event would easily impress any customer. I think that had the potential to stimulate client-to-prospective-client advertising. Believe it, I'm blogging about the company right now.

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Saturday, December 8, 2007

When adticles and chain mails fuse

Admit it, chain mails are irresistible. While some may be nonsensical, most chain mails amuse. I'm writing this post not to coin another word so rest assured you won't get baffled by a new term like "chainmailadticles."

When people willingly spread the word about a certain product, advertisers hit a jackpot. So think about adticles fusing with chain mails. With adticles taking an interestingly amusing front, they easily blend with chain mails and take advantage of getting voluntarily "forwarded" from one inbox to another. That's like the iPhone being spoofed during the Academy Awards.

Now, is this bound to raise a question on ethical advertising? Well, we've been forwarding crazy, scary, creepy, and politically-motivated mails before. You decide.

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Friday, December 7, 2007

So what's with adticles?

People hate 'em and the Internet is one massive space that cuddles them.

Call them adticles or the merged term for advertisements and articles. They inform, persuade, convince, or provide updates. The catch: they're somewhat biased. Well, what do you expect? They're written to introduce products or form part of a marketing campaign. Appearing in a variety of forms and styles, these adticles seem to overpopulate search engines' result pages. They also comprise the greater number of pages in magazines and periodicals. They're everywhere.

Are they good? Bad?

The key is in the writing. Adticles are drafted for some definite purpose and when properly written, they inform. Assuming readers are smart enough (as every reader ought to be), they should know how to respond to adticles. Information is a factor -- basically the biggest factor that defines an adticle's worthiness for publishing and reading.

I tried writing a couple of adticles for some websites before. Broadly, adticles don't deserve the negative impression they generally get. While they may be annoying in their very aggressive forms, they're just like any other article that a blogger, for example, writes. They write some facts, introductions, opinions, or a re-echoing of thoughts on a certain subject. What difference does it make when one expresses insights on something really worthy?

Even reviews have their biases.

Reviews may echo a bit of prestige or authority. I say they're just adticles with an ego. I can't help singling out those so-called "professional reviews." While I don't intend to trace indirect links or interrelationships here, let me just point out a few reasons why reviews are written.

Reviews intend to assert some sort of standard. They try to point out banes and boons according to some criteria of what is good or bad. Guess whose criteria these are?

Moreover, reviews are somewhat tools for establishing identity and authority. Billboard would give Celine Dion's latest album a good review or rating while RollingStone.com disses it with a flunking 1 out of 4 stars. Well, don't expect rock n roll to easily yield to hyped power ballads and insult its fan base. Each reviewer cum advertiser has its target audience. Every review tries to go by its own set of standards and please as much of its base of followers. Indeed, reviews are adticles with an ego.

Don't want adticles?

then ...keep off this site
...don't 'search engine' what you're looking for
...stick to answers.com and wikipedia
...stay away from company websites

That adticles take some potentially misleading form or style is not something I would deny or argue upon. They are marketing tools and that is expected of them. I created this website to do a little contribution in developing the art, craft, and ethics of adticle writing. Informing, persuading, or motivating need not be a task that is as boring as an encyclopedia, straightforwardly newsy or bulletin-y, or as annoying as a politician's speech.

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Thursday, December 6, 2007

For... what?

Many a person knows what to write for or what to expect in the texts of an ad. The usual "For Sale," "For Lease," "For Rent," and "Wanted" seem to be the standard. One might stumble upon postings that read "For stud" (for a pet stud service) or "We accept *** service" (the poster is the one offering the services). Inappropriate and hackneyed, these are common in non-native English speaking places.

I've seen several funny "For ***" ads before. I'll update this post as soon as I collect photos of those funny ads.

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Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Selling oneself...and I mean ONESELF

Stumbled upon this interesting post:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year.
I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with
$500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an
annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My
requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income
of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what
should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the
richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper
limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on
the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the
names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've
met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they
are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be
your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty


Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to
analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is
more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone
believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a
business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very
simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to
do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and
Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly
problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone
without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from
year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the
viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a
depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much
worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we
will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same
goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this,
but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation
value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income
is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would
advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by
the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k
annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me… signed,
J. P. Morgan


Only a few can pull off the right strings of confidence to say they're "pretty" or "good." I'm not so sure about this lady here. She could have posted her ad in a spot that reached the wrong audience. I think she got some answers for her questions but most probably, a great majority of those who read what she posted thought she was despicable. Moral of the story: even whores need to learn some accounting or economics:D

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Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Philippine politics is a marketing battle

November 29, 2007 was a major product re-launching event for the Philippines' political opposition. After (several times of) failing to win hearts and ears to launch another people uprising, a desperate move was staged extemporaneously -- or so they say.

The product offering was Antonio Trillanes (a former soldier and dysfunctional senator). He was somewhat a hit during the last senatorial elections. Nonetheless, just like any hype, he was bound to loose appeal.

It was a pity for Trillanes's group to call upon people in the streets to join them in ousting an administration. Remindas me of Philippine radio and TV stations' desperate campaigns to gain viewership. There are always two or more "number ones" or both stations lead. And in the case of politics, both sides claim to be the good side.

With whom will people empathize? That's where advertising and marketing play their roles. And in Trillanes's case, I thought he just went beyond what you can call ethical or responsible advertising or marketing. I'm not buying it.


(Photo from ABS-CBNNEWS.com)

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Monday, December 3, 2007

Advertising in one of its innovative forms

I dropped by technorati.com to join its network of bloggers and to gain some exposure. The guys there really know what advertising is all about.

I'm talking about this:

Technorati Profile

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Hello Kitty Is Law Breaker

Reuters: BANGKOK, Thailand — Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink armbands featuring "Hello Kitty," the Japanese icon of cute, as a mark of shame, a senior officer said Monday.

Well, the coup-installed government has just started its massive campaign to reform its image. Hello Kitty is now set to symbolize law breaking vis-a-vis cuteness -- a baddie disguised or tagged as a cute kitty, similarly a description for the current Thai Government.

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Murphy's Laws Of Combat

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.

There is always a way.

The easy way is always mined.

Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.

The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When you're ready for them. b. When you're not ready for them.

Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.

If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed at you.

The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.

A "sucking chest wound" is natures way of telling you to slow down.

If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.

Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.

Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out.

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in a combat zone.

When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.

Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.




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Adticles's additions (The Philippine Armed Forces/Constabulary version):


If the enemy is in range, you have been attacked.

If the enemy is in range but you don't see them, you are in an ambush.

If incoming fire has the right of way, outgoing fire needs a competent driver.

Don't look suspicious, the Philippine Anti-Terror Law (Human Security Act) is already being implemented.

The easy way is always mined. Be very careful though, the MILF and other secessionists claim Basilan for their territory (both the easy and hard ways are theirs).

Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous. And there's only 1% probability you will encounter MILFs, MNLFs, JIs, or Abus who are professionals.

Enemy attacks are more brutal when there are peace talks.

Most probably, you don't know which is a diversion or which a real attack.

A "sucking chest wound" means a medal and promotion when you survive, a full honors burial and posthumous promotion when you don't.

If your attack is going well, the moles in your ranks had been busy planning a coup.

Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. But you may if you want to be a senator.

Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out. Make it easy and you will be in the news - headless, amputated.

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. Don't worry we don't have foxholes here.

When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. And don't worry too much about announcing it, it's already in the news.

Never forget that the weapons you used for practice drills were the ones lent by the yanks during the Balikatan exercises. They already got those back (or stored in the barracks for some other purpose). You're no longer in a practice drill, it's combat zone for real.

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Secrets

Russia to Iran: You Keep Secrets, We Keep Nuke Fuel

This has been the statement circulated in the press. Withal, reliable sources say the real Russian Government statement is worded differently. Writes something like this:

"Keep your secrets so we can keep delivering your nuke fuel."

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Sample Articles

WebTECH Directory.biz

Doing it the long and hard way is no longer the preserve of a techie Internet surfer. WebTECH Directory.biz understands; that’s why we provide you this comprehensive list of web technology resources. It’s so convenient you don’t have to move from one site to another. Almost everything in every conceivable area of interest is listed in our directory.


WebTECH has reliable links to first-rate and dependable web technology sites - a virtual portal to trade information, marketing strategies, business philosophies, and opportunities for e-commerce. We feature sites that answer your needs for tech gadgets, online products and services, software, and other gizmos. There are definitely no broken links or scammer sites. For your protection, we carefully evaluate applicant websites before approving them for listing into our directory.

We don’t want to waste your time by making you browse over irrelevant and defunct links. Competitive advantage is what we offer given our dedicated team of web managers who regularly check and update the site.

Free listing is offered to qualified websites. This is an opportunity to increase your visibility to the rapidly increasing number of online tech customers and prospective clients.


Websearchdirectory.biz
Welcome to the WEBSEARCH DIRECTORY.BIZ, your guide to online business and web technology. We at Websearch Directory believe that a convenient, user friendly and reliable online directory is still superior. We don’t just maintain a collection of gazillion links. We make sure our directory offers only reliable and relevant web technology site listings.

Online business authorities agree: it’s never easy to do online marketing. It takes several hits before selling an item or getting that ever wanted client account. The same goes for online shoppers. It is never so easy to ascertain the viability of an online transaction. There are more than thousands of scammers out there waiting to lure in the clueless online customer. The simple answer to this dilemma is a portal that can provide access to reliable web technology sources and trusted online traders. WEBSEARCH DIRECTORY.BIZ does just that.

Our directory is regularly reviewed and updated to ensure that users are always updated with the latest developments in web technology. It is our commitment to provide a fast and dependable avenue for reaching the greatest number of relevant websites available. You don’t have to take our word for it. Our site is always accessible for you to try.

Webtech-Directory.com

As online directories come along the tag “best of the web,” Webtech-Directory.com makes sure it delivers no less than quality links to web technology resources.

Our directory is a wide-range listing of only reliable and first-rate web tech sites. We make sure to check and review each entry in our list according to our set standards. We offer access to authority web pages so don’t expect to be led to broken links or scammer sites. Webtech understands that users value time and efficiency so it only provides for relevant and updated links.

For broader exposure, we are also linked to several other directory sites. This sharing of information is an advantageous collaboration in building better link popularity. That means enhanced ecommerce, far-reaching online products and services search scope, and improved opportunities for Internet trade. We can bring you to the right people and resources that can do web services, web development, and online business solutions.
Link popularity is an important tool in online marketing and directories are essential in building link popularity. Beyond being a source for web technology resources, Webtech-Directory.com may just be that first step in boosting your business’ online marketing advantage.

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Sample Advertising Articles

Some write-ups for a website:

C
ue cases

The perfect protection for that cue investment is also a tag that says “Hey, I’m a pool player!” We have a wide range of durable and stylish cue cases to suit you. Good for simple storing, they’re even perfect for traveling.


Cue racks

Store your cue sticks in these ergonomically designed cue racks. Secure and stylish, they showcase your collection of favorite cues. These durable racks make good fixtures or decorative furniture for the pool player’s home.


Cue accessories

We have a number of useful gizmos to go along your favorite cues. Ranging from the purely functional to the modishly decorative, our cue accessories are sure to animate your cue sticks for increased efficiency or just to enthuse your playing more.


Table parts

Enjoy quality guarantee with our table parts. A game can never be complete without a perfectly set pool table. Click here for new table parts or replacements.


Triangles

How else could pool games be set than with triangles? Dexterous hands may do the job but nothing still beats the precision and speed of triangles. Our collection ranges from the plainest and simplest to the elegantly crafted pieces.

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Bandwidth Test

Bandwidth testing my way to a better ISP...

http://www.wugnet.com/myspeed/speedtest.asp

Bandwidth here in the Philippines ain't cheap and I used to do this hopping from one Internet cafe to another to see how net connectivity in each works (what better way to scout for the best ISP in town). Thanks to WUGNET's Java-based bandwidth tester, I am now subscribed to a good ISP. Its claim of offering accurate results for both upload and download bandwidth helped me see how adverts of 384 or 512 kbps DSL packages would actually perform. I also love this bandwidth tester's interface. Doesn't work super fast but user-friendliness and reliability -wise, it's the best online bandwidth tester I've stumbled upon.

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Bandwidth Test

Bandwidth testing my way to a better ISP... http://www.wugnet.com/myspeed/speedtest.asp Bandwidth here in the Philippines ain't cheap and I used to do this hopping from one Internet cafe to another to see how net connectivity in each works (what better way to scout for the best ISP in town). Thanks to WUGNET's Java-based bandwidth tester, I am now subscribed to a good ISP. Its claim of offering accurate results for both upload and download bandwidth helped me see how adverts of 384 or 512 kbps DSL packages would actually perform. I also love this bandwidth tester's interface. Doesn't work super fast but user-friendliness and reliability -wise, it's the best online bandwidth tester I've stumbled upon.

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A Grin a Day

The "green grins" weren't necessary and so entertaining. This humor site, nevertheless, tops my list of best humor resources.

cat grin

http://www.a-grin-a-day.com/

Witty - this is the reason I kept my subscription to A-Grin-a-Day. It delivered just the right mini-collection of humor to my inbox daily. And I mean "a collection." I didn't just get a funny quote, one anecdotal jocularity, one-liners, or multimedia jokes -- I got them all!

Review

Basically offering Western type of humor, A-Grin-a-Day collates jokes from various sources and concocts some originals. The funny quotes it sent me were real hits. Who would have thou